2010 CNR Eelpout
Awards
The “NEVER REST” Trophy:
This most prestigious award is given to any individual within the CNR group who maintained and upheld the most divine and sacred aspect of being a CNR member during the Eelpout Festival.  The goal: Thus to out drink, out last, and out party any other member within the CNR group.


Rookie of the Year:
A first year member, who while attending the Eelpout Festival,   exemplified the true spirit, quest, and code better than any other rookie in attendance.
 

The CNR "NEVER REST" Trophy

Camp Never Rest would like to announce the winner of the 2010 "Never Rest" Trophy, as it once again goes to the KING! ! The King started the 2010 Festival with a BANG!, and he never looked back!  When it was all over, the King easily, collecting 48% of the peoples vote,  to win the 2010 most prestigious trophy and knocked BRODO out of the tip spot. "I just didn't  bring my "A" game Brodo said as he wiped the tears from his eyeys!" This is the Kings' 5th.  The King said "I had a job to do, and I went out and did it, its what  I expect from myself!"  The King said he will celebrate with a trip to San Francisco! to celbrate the HAIGHT!  This reporter is not sure what that really means! 
The Hospitality Award:
This award is given to a CNR member who made all that entered CNR feel right at home.  This person had the motivation to and ability to exhibit the CNR Spritit, and create an environment in which people were excited about!


Education Foundation Award:
This award goes out in honor of our beloved friend
Glen Summers.
This award should
go to the CNR
member who best
supported and
represented the fund raising effort for Glen and his children.  This unselfish member, long put himself before others in the quest of raising money!


The Education Foundation Award

Boslea narrowly knocked Bob-Ehh off his two year run by capturing the hearts of many in his hard work to raise money for Rick Cummings and his family.!  This was his first ever award, and he was very humbled upon winning his award.  "This is a great honor, however, I felt I should have had a chance to win the CNR award and was not even nominated! What a complete travisty!"   Brodo, who was furious with Boslea's reaction said   "He has always been a spoiled brat, perhaps he would be a better member over at the Notel-Motel or Thin ICE"  Them seem like fighting words as far as this reporter see's things!  We will see!
The “Oh My/Rehab” Award: 
AKA: CHURCH LADY AWARD!
This award goes out in the honor of "Vinny". A CNR  Hall of Fame member who, over the years always made the gys of CNR say OH MY!    This award goes to the member who impeccably followed the standard set forth by Vinny, in multiple categories.  1. First to drink daily, 2. Drinks the most shots 3. Stumbles around talking Jibberish 4. Passes out on the floor. 5. Or does something so bad, that talking about it is forbidden!

These awards are voted on by YOU, the friends of CNR online.  These votes were tallied for one week after the festival.  The awards have been handed out accordingly to those who have won.  Listed below are the winners of the 2009 CNR Eelpout Festival awards. Thank you for all that VOTED!
The "Hospitality" Award

For the third consecutive year Bobb-Ehh spear headed the CNR's Rick Cummings fund raiser which seemed to make him once again the easy choice for the CNR annual Hospitality Award.  "I have the ability to stimulate the crowd"  Bobb-Ehh said  in his phone conversation last week.  When asked if he was deserving Maronovich said "the guy has a Les Paul Guitar, he is a born natural, next year he will win hands down too, he is going to put on a solo concert!" It seems evident that he has that ability to take a conversation and make it meaningful!" So, cogratulations to Bobb-Ehh for your stimulating conversation and ability to get our mice for  the Camp Never Rest fund raiser!

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ROOKIE OF THE YEAR ANNOUNCED

"Miogison" was the overwhelming selection and, well once again the only selection for the Camp Never Rest Rookie of the Year!  "This kid was a machine, its a wonder he didn't sweep the entire awards this year!  Simply put AMAZING!!" said the King about their newest recruit!  "He is the only guy I know that can dance to Black Betty like that!" The King expressed about their new star!    "Had there been other rookies this yar he would have won hands down" said BOB-EHH... "This guy is a freaking machine!" Not only can he party, but he plays the guitar too!  We are going to have a Jam session!"   Not suer what they will be jamming!
2010 CNR Fan Appreciation Categories
This lucky guy wins the CNR 2010 "BEST HAT" award.  Over the years this award has had some dandy participants, such as the guy with the naked manican hat, or the chick who had the vagina hat!  This year we chose the "Antler Thong" hat as over overwhelming winner!  This guy truely represented CNR's theory that you always need something if you get the sniffles!   So,CNR would like to  congratulate our random guy as the 2010 "BEST HAT" winner!  Next year, who knows maybe this could be you on onr website! CONGRATULATIONS RANDOM ANTLER THONG MAN!
BEST HAT AWARD
           2010
This sexy smile was CNR's overwhelming choice for the 2010 CNR "Smile of the Festival" award. When asked to turn and smile, she politely took her shirt off, and gave us this wonderful smile! So, a congratulations goes out to this team player who enhanced our weekend in the CNR shack! Well, ours and ever other guy that happend to be in the shack while she danced on the bar!  We  always  wonder who our lucky sexy smile will be next year, who knows it might be you!!
Best Sexy Smile
          2010
              CNR
GROUPIE's OF THE YEAR
               2010
 
25 years of Insanity
1985-2010
2009 Awards

The “NEVER REST” Trophy:
This most award  should be given to CNR member who was able to out drink, out last, and out party any other member within the CNR group

King            48%
Brodo         22%
Lucky         12%
Snowman    2%.

2009- Winner Brodo

Education Foundation Award:
This award  should go to the CNR
member who best supported and
represented the fund raising effort for Rick Cummings and his children.  This unselfish member, long put himself before others in the quest of raising money!

Boslea       56%
King           29%
Marinovich  9%
Van Owen    6%

2009  winner- Bob-ehh



The “Oh My" Award 
This award should go to a CNR member who, during the festival, made you say OH MY because of his actions/behavior!


Brodo       58%
Snowman  23%
Lucky         13%
Miogi            8%

2009 winner- Lucky

CThe Hospitality Award:
This award should be given to a CNR member who carried out the CNR Spritit, and create an environment in which people were excited about!

Bob-Ehh         47%
Boslea            36%
King                13%
Van Owen         4%

2009 Winner- Bobb-ehh
CNR AWARDS: THANKS TO ALL THAT VOTED!
The "Oh My!/Rehab" Award

In an absolute landslide collecting 58% of the people's vote BRODO easily won the "OH MY" award!  "I knew this was going to be the toughest category, and because of that I went out with a plan, and it worked! That plan...ANCHIENT CHINESE SECRET!"  said Brodo. with a smile on his face!   Lucky, who was completely in shock simply said " I have a year to prepare, and I will be back!  The King mentioned "these guys have a severe dislike for one another, and the competition is fierce, it is just a matter of time before they come to blows!  Now what kind of blow that is, I'm not exactly sure!"
These guys were "hands down" the 2010 CNR Groupie of the Year award winners.  How many people do you know will walk in on Thursay with their own cooler and say "we are ready for the weekend!!"  Joe just might find himself on the CNR board member page very soon!  Thanks guys!